Board of Directors Report

Rotary Board Bans Heineken Beer

The Asbury Park Rotary Club board of directors has decided not to permit the use of Heineken Beer at all future club functions due the recently disclosed unsafe effects of the beverage.  Heineken has been found to contain dangerous chemicals that are harmful to a person's health, as well as, damaging to the environment.  It has been discovered the beer is manufactured with the use of child slave labor under horrendous working conditions that goes against all of Rotary's principles.  The motion was put forward by Roger Stein, CPA, club vice president and political activist, and passed by a vote of 9 to 1.  Roger stated, "There are many other delicious beers out there like Schlitz, Iron City and Old Milwaukee that will do just fine, and they are made right here in the USA. Be patriotic, drink American !!!"

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